
L'il
John can be reached by employing one or all of the following means:
Telephone:
(613) 860-FUNN
or
Facsimile: (613) 692-FUNN
or
liljohn@aclownaround.com
or
Pony Express
or
Carrier Pigeon
or
Smoke Signal
or
By Opening One of the Many Windows in
Your House and Screaming Loudly in a Slightly Melodic Voice.